Back in Town

Take my advice: Don't move.

Like, ever.

Just stay in whatever house or apartment you're in right now. Trust me.

If you don't, you could end up like The Fiancee and I --- which means riddled with paper cuts, smelling like packing paper and living in a dwelling that looks as though a tornado swelled up out of the dishwasher one night.

In other words, I wish I was in Hawaii right now like Reggie Lewis and a few other Gators.